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丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。"爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔？" "Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun." " 我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，"丈夫推诿说。"我们打球只是为了好玩而已。" Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?" 莎拉毫不气馁，又问："那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢？" I Taught the Teacher 我教老师 Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" 母亲问她年幼的儿子："宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？" 
儿子骄傲地说："什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。"
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