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葬礼前，寡妇看了一眼她亲爱的丈夫。她惊恐地发现，丈夫穿着他棕色的西装。她事先特地要求穿寿衣的人给他穿上蓝色的西装。那是她特意为他做的。但令她惊奇的是，穿寿衣的人仍然给他穿着他被雷电击中时穿的棕色西装。 She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time." 她要求将遗体换成她特地准备的蓝色西装。穿寿衣的人说："可是女士，只有一二分钟的时间，葬礼就要开始了。我偿不可能在这一二分钟的时间内将他弄出来换衣服。" The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" 这位女士说，"你们还想不想要钱？" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. 明白了这女士的意思，穿寿衣的人很勉强地转动轮子将棺材升了起来。很快，棺材就滑了回来。真神奇，遗体已经换成了兰色的西装。 After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. 遗体告别仪式后，那位称心如意的寡妇称赞穿寿衣的人快速而圆满地完成了任务。她特别想知道，他怎么这么快就将她丈夫换成了兰色西装。 
负责葬礼的人说，"噢，那很容易。碰巧在后面有个遗体穿着兰色西装。我们只是换了一下头而已。"
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