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那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。"你为什么而被起诉？"他问。 "Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. " 采购圣诞节物品过早。"被告答。 "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" " 这不算犯法，"法官回答，"你购物多早？" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. 在商店开门之前，"犯人应道。
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