其它·经典幽默故事 - Napoleon Was Ill 拿破仑病了


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  杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时,历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而,杰克的父亲决定去见教授,强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。

   "He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "

  他是个好孩子,"杰克的父亲说:"您要是让他这次及格,我相信他明年会有很大进步,学期结束时,他一定会考好的。"

   "No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!" "

  不,不,那不可能,"教授马上回答。"你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的,他都不知道。"

   "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill." "

  先生,请再给他一次机会吧。"杰克的父亲说:"你不知道,恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。"

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