其它·经典幽默故事 - Tragedy 灾难


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  乔治布什到一所小学参观,四年级的孩子们正在讨论一些单词及其含义.老师问总统是否愿意副食孩子们一起讨论"灾难"的含义时,乔治布什要求学生们给出灾难的具体例子.

   One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over; that would be a tragedy."

  一个男孩站起来说,"如果住在我隔壁的最好的朋友在街上玩,一辆轿车开过来并从他身上辗过去,那 将是一场灾难."

   "No," says Bush, "that would be an accident." "

  不,"布什说,"那只是一场意外."

   A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved; that would be a tragedy."

  一个女孩举起她的手说,"如果一辆载着50个学生的校车翻下悬崖,车上所有的同学都丧命,那将是一场灾难."

   "I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a Great Loss." "

  恐怕不是,"总统解释说,"那是我们所说的重大损失."

  教室里一片安静,没有一个孩子再发言.布什总统扫视了一遍教室,然后说,"这里没有人能再给我一个例子,说明什么是灾难吗?"

   Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

  最后,在教室的后面,约翰尼举起了他的手,用平静的口气说,"如果载着布什先生和布什太太的空军一号被导弹击落并炸成碎片,那将是一场灾难."

   "That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President. "

  对了!你能告诉我为什么那是灾难吗?"总统问.

   "Well," Johnny says, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss." "

  哦,"约翰尼说,"因为那将不是意外,也绝对不是重大损失."

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