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小学老师正在问孩子们他们双亲的谋生之道。 Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!" 提米站起来说，"我母亲是名医生。" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a Professor!" 莎拉站起来说，"我父亲是位教授。" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!" 小约翰尼说起来说，"我爹地在妓院演奏钢琴。" The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening. 都是不敢相信她所听到的话，于是她决定晚上给小约翰尼的爸爸打电话问个清楚。 
等她告诉小约翰尼的父亲后，约翰尼的父亲对她说，"事实上，......我是一名律师，但我怎么能向一个七岁的小孩解释清楚？"
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