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一个已婚男人去拜访他的"女朋友"时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。 "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." " 噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。" James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" 詹姆斯回答说，"我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。" "Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice... " 噢，我求你了，"女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。 "Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!" " 可是，我不能，"他回答道，"我的妻子喜欢这胡子。" 
在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。 The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!" 妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，"噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。"
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