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在鸡尾酒会上,一个女人对另一个女人说,"你的结婚戒指是不是戴错了手指?"那女人回答说,"是的,我戴错了手指,因为我嫁错了男人." After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 争吵过后,妻子对丈夫说,"你知道,我是个笨蛋才会嫁给你."丈夫回答,"是的,亲爱的,但当时我在热恋中没有注意." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 当一个男人偷了你的妻子,最好的报仇方法就是让他拥有她. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. 我有18个月没有同妻子说话了－我不想打断她. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. 女朋友说我应该更深情些,于是我找了两个女朋友. 
一人男子说他的信用卡被盗,但他决定不去报告.因为小偷花的钱比他妻子花的钱还少. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. 女人永远不能与男人平等,除非她能够凸着头,腆着啤酒肚在大街上行走,并仍然认为自己很漂亮.
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